For that broke-ass friend who has everything but a job, a clean record, fewer than five kids and a house that’s not on wheels, nothing says “I care” like a Ghetto Basket:
Apparently, the selection changes based on what falls off trucks around the ‘hood, but for the low, low price of $20.99, you can pretty much count on getting the following:
Noodles in a cup
Plastic commemorative plate
Cassette or VHS tape
I don’t know what’s more awesome, its contents or the fact that it’s wrapped up in a foil turkey pan and newspaper. Even better is that for just $5 more, you can get the “Ghetto Fabulous” basket, which contains exactly the same stuff as the original Ghetto Basket, but has a foil bow. Fo’ shizzle.